(电闪雷鸣) (Thunderclap)
几个世纪以来的达寇拉城堡 Castle Duckula--home for many centuries...
一直居住着一个恐怖 邪恶吸血鬼鸭子家族！ to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks.
那就是达寇拉伯爵家族！ The Counts of Duckula!
传说中这些禽类生物可被消灭， Legend has it that these fowl beings can be destroyed...
通过木桩穿心或暴露在阳光下。 by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight.
然而，这不足以杀死它们， This does not suffice, however...
因为他们可通过一种神圣仪式复活 for they may be brought back to life...by means of a sacred rite...
而这种仪式一个世纪只能举行一次， that can be performed once a century...
当月亮在运行到水瓶座的第八宫时。 when the moonis in the eighth house of Aquarius!
- 蝙蝠翅膀的血. - 我去拿！ - Bats wing blood. - I'll get it!
但最新近的仪式 没有得到预期的结果。 The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
* Tomato ketchup * * 番茄酱 * 哦 ！ Ooh!
♪ 在特兰西瓦尼亚中心地带 ♪ In the heart of Transylvania
♪ 在那吸血鬼记念馆中，耶 ♪ In the Vampire Hall of Fame, yeah
♪ 没有一个比达寇拉更可笑的了 ♪ There's not a vampire zanier than
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
♪ 它从不吸人或兽的血 ♪ He won't bite beast or man
♪ 因为它只吃素 ♪ 'Cause he's a vegetarian
♪ 它总是把事情搞得一塌糊涂 ♪ And things never run to plan for
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
♪ 如果你想找点乐子 ♪ If you're lookin' for some fun
♪ 你绝不会失望 ♪ You can always count upon
♪ 他们称之为狂野古怪的人 ♪ The wild and wacky one they call
♪ 达寇拉♪ ♪Duckula♪
嘿嘿 ！达寇拉伯爵 ！ 嘿嘿 ！ Heh heh! Count Duckula! Heh heh heh!
(电闪雷鸣) (Thunderclap)
在参差不齐的岩柱上矗立着达寇拉城堡。 On a jagged finger of rock stands Castle Duckula...
只有在附近的村庄知道这是达寇拉城堡 known only in the nearby village as...Castle Duckula.
它是阴森可怕的家... It is the grim and fearful home...
住着悠久的吸血鬼伯爵家族的最后一位... of the last in a long line of vampire barons...
达寇拉伯爵！ 哈哈哈！ Count Duckula! Ha ha ha!
是我，南妮，达寇拉主人... It's Nanny, Master Duckula...
和你的热可可和巧克力饼。 with your hot cocoa and chocky bickies.
哦，好的。进来，南妮。 Oh, good. Come in, Nanny.
南妮，你为什么不能象其他人一样从房门进来吗？ Nanny, why can't you come through the door like everyone else?
哦，门！哦！我忘记这一切了。 Oh, the door! Oh! I'd forgotten all about it.
- 等等 - 对不起，殿下。 - Hang on. - I'm very sorry, milord.
- 我可能已经遇难 - 我清楚，先生。 - I might've been killed! - I know, sir.
自从你把我带回来，我还没有支付电费账单。 And I haven't paid the electricity bill...from the last time you brought me back to life.
- 是这样的。 - （敲门声）嗯，这一次是正确的。进来。 - Yes, sir, l-- - (Knock on door)Ah, got it right this time.Heh! Come in!
南妮，看看你做了什么。 Nanny, now look what you've done.
哦，小鸭鸭，你说过从房门进来。 Oh, Duckypoos, you said to come through the door.
- 放弃。只有放弃。 - 可可和巧克力饼。 I give up. I just give up. Cocoa and chocky bickies.
- 啊！巧克力饼 - 给！ Huh! Chocky bickies. There!
- 南妮，我不希望你再那样做。 - 我不到一半的希望。 - I do wish you wouldn't do that, Nanny. - Not half as much as I do.
上次你杀死了三个女仆和一个男仆。 Last time you killed three chambermaids and a footman.
哦，先生，他们只是兼职的。 Oh, they was only part time, sir.
那个黄毛丫头从来没有掸过画廊上的灰尘。 And the little blonde onenever dusted the picture rails.
就是这样！我再也受不了了。 我要放弃我的头衔！ That is it! I am not standing any more of this. I am giving up my title!
我正在准备逃跑到南美！ I am going to run away to South America!
噢，先生！想想您的姓氏。 Oh, sir! Think of the family name.
呵呵！谁愿意去思考“达寇拉”？ Huh! Who wants to think "Duckula"?
先生，跟我到画廊去。 Sir, come with me into the picture gallery.
- 让我们来看看你的骄傲继承 - 嗯，嗯！我不去！ - Let me remind youof your proud inheritance. - Uh-uh! I am not coming!
南妮会留在这里修复餐厅。 Nanny will have to stay here while she rebuilds the dining room.
- 那么，再来一次是什么时间？ - 哦，先生！ - So, what's one more time? - Oh, sir!
- 喂！坚持住，你们这一伙 - 这是怎么回事，先生？ - Here! Hang on, you lot. - What's up, guv?
我喜欢那城堡的样子，指南说些什么？ I like the look of that there castle. What's the guidebook say?
呃......等等。 Um, hang about.
达寇拉城堡，是达寇拉家族的祖屋， Castle Duckula, ancestral home of the Duckula family...
特兰西瓦尼亚世袭的吸血鬼贵族。 traditional vampire barons of Transylvania.
- 这里，先生，吸血鬼 - 哦，别傻了。 - 'Ere, guv, vampires! - Oh, don't be stupid.
那样说只是为了让游客进来。继续说。 It just says that to get the tourists in. Get on with it.
好的，高级的地牢，品种齐全，古董囚犯， All right. High quality dungeons...good assortment, antique prisoners...
家中大多数银器已经被管家偷走了， most family silver already nicked by butler...
但是家庭肖像得到大收藏。当心狼人。 but big collection, family portraits. Beware of the werewolf.
狼人，是吗？ Werewolf, eh?
- 哦。呃...什么时候满月？ - 下周，头。 - Ooh. Uh, when's full moon? - Next week, chief.
哦，这就太好了，那么。 Oh, well, that's all right, then.
他们有很多极其珍贵的画作，是吗？ So, they got a lot of valuable paintings, have they?
这将是我们做完伦敦塔以来最好的工作。把装备拿出来。 It'll be our best job since we done the Tower of London. Get the gear out.
这位殿下，是达寇拉伯爵三世。 And this, milord, is Count Duckula the Third.
这张是他早年优雅生活的快乐肖像， A delightful portrait of His Grace at an early age...
他正咬着玩具熊的脖子。 biting the neck of his teddy bear.
伊戈尔，我不希望听到这些老顽固的事。 Igor, I really don't want to hear about these old fogies.
老顽固，先生？ 他们的祖先是值得骄傲的。 Old fogies, sir? They were ancestors to be proud of.
哦耶。 Oh, yeah.
我记得您的曾曾祖父...... Why, I remember, milord, when your great-great-grandfather...
来吧，小伙子们。再爬50步，我们将达到画廊。 Come on, lads. Another fifty foot...and we'll have reached the picture gallery.
- 你听到... - 哦... - Have you got the... - (Nanny) Ooh...
- 哦，头，那是什么 - 使你毛骨悚然，难道不是吗？ - Oh, chief, what's that? - Makes your flesh creep, don't it?
大致是狼人。继续吧。 Must be the werewolf. Come on.
现在，用我的鸡毛掸子给它挠痒痒 Now, give it a tickle with me feather duster...
它将象雨水冲刷后一样干净。 and it'll be as right as rain.
她用鸡毛掸子搔痒了。 难怪它的嚎叫。 She's ticklin' it with a feather duster. No wonder it's howlin'.
- 再等会儿，小伙子们 - 好！ - Hang on a mo', lads. - There!- Oof!
- 嗯... - 这是怎么回事，头？ - Ah... - What's up, chief?
- 嗯...嗯... - 什么，头？ - Ah...Ah... - A what, chief?
- 打了个喷嚏 - 哇！ - Ah-choo! - Hey!- Whoa!
（砰，砰，砰，砰……） (Thudding)
- 嘿，那是什么 - 先生？ - Hey, what was that? - Sir?
- 一连串的撞击声，就像坠落的物体撞击地板。 - 也许是南妮在制作糕点，殿下。 - That series of thuds,like falling bodies hitting the deck. - That'll be Nanny making pastry, milord.
- 哦 - 要我继续吗？ - Oh. - Shall I continue?
- 是的，请不要停。工待料 - 谢谢你，先生。 - Yes, please don't. - Thank you, sir.
然后，我们来了，你叔公的叔公 Archduck Merganser。 Then we come, sir,to your great-uncle's great-uncle...the Archduck Merganser.
我不想要知道关于我的无聊的祖先。 Look, lgor, I don't want to know about my boring old ancestors.
殿下，无聊？Archduck一点也不无聊。 Boring, milord? The Archduck was far from boring.
他是一位著名的埃及古物学者。 He was a famous Egyptologist.
他花了一辈子探索大金字塔。 He s pent a lifetime searching the Great Pyramid.
- 他们埋葬法老的金字塔？ - 没错，先生。 - Where they buried the pharaohs? - Exactly, sir.
是不是我的家人除坟墓外就没有感兴趣的东西？ Isn't my family interested in anything but tombs?
先生，金字塔绝不只是一个坟墓。 A pyramid, sir, is much more than a tomb.
这是一个存放无价之宝的仓库。 It is a store house of priceless treasures.
在他的回忆录中，Archduck 写到了奇异的发现…在那座巨大的纪念碑里。 In his memoirs, the Archduck wrote of strange discoveries...within that massive monument.
奇怪的发现？ Strange discoveries?
- 有三个轮子的躺椅 - 这是奇异的。 - A 3-wheeled deckchair. - That's strange.
一个模拟蛇皮可伸展的金丝雀链条。 A simulated snakeskin extendable canary lead.
- 这是奇怪的 - 嗯！不仅如此！ - And that's strange! - Mmm! Not only that!
但是有一天，当他进入秘密深处 But one day, as he penetrated the secret depths...
到老王Upshi的墓穴 of the Pharaoh Upshi's tomb...
他偶然发现了一个巨大的石坛。 he stumbled upon a great stone altar.
噢！谁个大白痴留下的？ Ow! Ha ha! What great stupid idiot left that there?
然后，当他沉思着这个奇妙的发现时...... Then, as he musedon this marvelous discovery...
奇妙吗？ 我差点把脚摔断了！ Marvelous? I nearly broke me blessed foot!
...这时，进来两个头发怪异有着数符的怪人。 ...there entered two strange figures with weird hair...
看着像行尸走肉。 Iooking like the walking dead.
我知道！西尔维斯特和史泰龙，是吧？ I know, I know! Sylvester and Stallone, huh?
- 事实并非如此。 - 当然，他们不是！ - Not so, milord. - Of course they weren't!
不，殿下，他们是...... No, milord, they were...
太阳神Ra的大祭司Hoomite，和我的助手Yubi。 Hoomite, High Priest of the Sun God Ra...and my assistant Yubi.
很高兴见到你，我确信。 Pleased to meet you, I'm sure.
然后一切进入黑暗，Archduck再不能知道更多了。 Then everything went black...and the Archduck knew no more.
知道没有更多的什么？ Knew no more what?
知道更多我不知道的神秘萨克斯管藏在哪里。 Knew no more than I do where the mystic saxophone lay hidden.
- 哦！神秘的萨克斯管 - 殿下，Archduck一直寻找的 - The mystic saxophone? - What the Archduckwas searching for, milord.
- 嗯，你永远不会提到 - 我确信我说过的，殿下。 - Well, you never mentioned that! - I'm sure I did, milord.
- 不，你没说过 - 嘿，他提到过一个神秘的萨克斯管？ - No, you did not! - Here, did he mentiona mystic saxophone?
我不知道。 他提到过一个神秘的萨克斯管？ Uh, I don't know. Did he mention a mystic saxophone?
我不知道。 他提到过一个神秘的萨克斯管？ I don't know. Uh, did he mention the mystic saxophone?
- 哦，没听说 - 没 - Uh...no. - No.
- 哦，没听说 - 他从来没有提过。 - Uh, no. - He never mentioned it.
- 你明白了？你从来没有提过 - 哦，道歉，先生。 - You see? You never mentioned it. - Oh, I do apologize, sir.
殿下，这里很闷，请原谅我打开一下窗子。 Milord, it's rather stuffy in here. Excuse me while I open a window.
啊！ - Aah!- Aah!
（砰，砰，砰，砰……） (Thudding)
- 南妮的糕点 - 南妮的糕点，先生。 - Nanny's pastry? - Nanny's pastry, sir.
是的，神秘的萨克斯管。 Yes, the mystic saxophone.
这听起来很有趣。告诉我更多。 Yeah, now, that does sound interesting. Tell me more.
这是第17代法老 Zooten Simoun 的神秘萨克斯管。 It was the mystic saxophone of the Pharoah Zooten Simoun the XVll.
传说告诉人们，任何吹奏它的人 And the legend tells that anyone who plays it...
拥有支配生死的权力…控制宇宙所有的力量。 has the power over life and death...of all the forces of the universe.
WOW WOW-EE！ 我将出名了。 Wow. Wowee. I could be famous.
我能爆满好莱坞露天剧场，麦迪逊广场花园， I could fill the Hollywood Bowl...Madison Square Gardens...
特兰西瓦尼亚的乐声。 the Transylvania Roxy.
哦，不，我都做了什么？ Oh! Oh, no, what have I done?
不管怎样。我想他将 No matter. Think what he will...
神秘萨克斯管的黑暗力量 the dark powers of the mystic saxophone...
将导致他无法成为明星， shall lead him not to stardom...
但会进入地狱。 but to a life of evil.
是的，就是这样。 我们要找到神秘的萨克斯管。 Yes, yes. That's it, that's it.We'll find the mystic saxophone.
伊戈尔，你是最伟大的。 我们到埃及去！ Igor, lgor, you're the greatest. We're off! We're off to Egypt!
哈哈！来吧！ Ha ha! Come on, come on!
请，先生。 邻居会说些什么？ Please, sir. What will the neighbors say?
不，别管那些肖像。没有人会买呢。 Nah, forget the portraits. No one's going to wantto buy them anyway.
我们要去找神秘的萨克斯管。将获取数以百万计。 What we're going foris this here mystic saxophone. It'll fetch millions.
伟大的头。是啊，它在哪里呢？ Great, chief. Yeah, where is it?
- 啊，那是有点棘手......埃及 - 埃及？ - Ah, that's the tricky bit--Egypt. - Egypt? - Egypt?
埃及，大约有3000英里路。 Egypt--that's about three thousand miles.
- 什么，乌鸦能飞那么远吗？ - 哦，闭嘴。 - What, as the crow flies? - Oh, shut up.
现在，我们如何到达那里？ Now, how are we going to get there?
现在，埃及，帝王谷。 Now, Egypt--valley of the kings.
- 哦！这是怎么回事？ - 哦！我不喜欢这样，头。 - Oh! W-What's happening? - Oh, oh, I don't like this, chief.
我们在这里。来吧，大家。 We're here. Come on, everybody.
哦！ 这厚厚的地毯不是很可爱吗？ Oh, oh! Isn't this thick pile carpet lovely?
南妮，那是撒哈拉沙漠。 That, Nanny, is the Sahara.
嗯，我知道地毯不会这么宽幅。 Well, I knew it wasn't broadloom.
这是我这个星期都见过的最好的海市蜃楼。 Oh, that's the best mirage I've seen all week.
哦，这不是海市蜃楼。 Oh, that's not a mirage.
- 我敢和你打赌 50 piasters 它是。 - 确定。 - I'll bet you fifty piasters it is. - You're on.
没错，看这个。 Right, watch this.
啊，我说对了吧。我告诉过你。 Ah, there you are. I told you so.
- 这些山看起来好奇怪，头，是不是？ - 什么山？ - They're funny looking mountains,ain't they, chief? - Mountains?
你这石头乌鸦，他们是金字塔。 Stone the crows, they're pyramids.
哦，特兰西瓦尼亚金字塔。 Oh, Transylvanian pyramids.
埃及金字塔。我们是在埃及。 Egyptian pyramids. We're in Egypt.
哦，那愚蠢的鸭子带我们免费前往埃及。 Oh, oh. That daft duck's given us a free trip to Egypt.
来吧，小伙子们。我们会在他们之前得到神秘萨克斯管。 Come on, lads. We'll get the mystic saxophone before they do.
一定有个窗子在什么地方。 Must be a window somewhere.
它不是可爱的壁纸吗？ Isn't it lovely wallpaper?
哦，先生，让我给她一个粘贴封嘴。 Oh, sir, let me give her a pasting.
- 看啦，先生。- 嗯，什么？一座雕像。 - 当然不是我。我看起来不是这样子。 - Look, sir.- Huh? What? A statue. - Of course it's not me.I don't look anything like that.
我的意思是，先生，这是一尊守卫死者的雕像， I mean, sir, that it is a statue to guard the dead--
阿努比斯神的雕像。 a statue of the god Anubis.
- 达寇拉主人，闭上你的眼睛 - 闭上双眼？ - Master Duckula, close your eyes. - Close my eyes?
不会让你看不穿衣服的人。 I won't have you looking at people with no clothes on.
你在说什么？南妮， 不是阿努比斯的裸体 What are you talking about? Not a nudist, Nanny, Anubis.
这是阿努比斯的雕像。 哦，有什么用？ It's a statue of Anubis. Oh, what's the use?
- 我们现在在哪里，伊戈尔 - 我们在下层墓道，先生。 - Where are we now, lgor? - We are in the lower chamber, sir.
您可以通过象形文字得知。 You can tell by the hieroglyphics.
A-HA，不要告诉我，你知道当你在上层密室时 Ha ha, and don't tell me-- you know when you're in the upper chamber...
来自下方的食人魔。 哈哈哈！ from the lower-oglyphics. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
宁可不要， 如果我可以这样说，殿下，知道这一点。 I would rather not,if I may say so, milord, know that.
谢谢。咳咳。 好，来吧，那么。 Thank you. Ahem. Well, come on, then.
到这儿来，我们能找出埋葬你的幽默感的地方。 While we're at it,we'll see if we can find out...where they buried your sense of humor.
幽默感。唉！ Sense of humor. Ugh.
- 嘿，斯维亚托斯拉夫 - 来了，德米特里。 - Hey, Sviatoslav. - Yes, Dmitri.
他们称有窗口的金字塔叫什么？ What are they calling a pyramid with windows in it?
我怎么知道有窗口的金字塔叫什么呢？ How should I know what they are calling a pyramid with windows in it?
有观赏孔的坟墓。哈哈哈！ A tomb with a view. Ha ha ha!
有观赏孔的坟墓 A tomb with a view.
那么有窗口的金字塔在哪里啊？ So, where is this pyramid with windows?
呵呵，拍拍翅膀回去，你个傻老蝙蝠。 Oh, flap off, you silly old bat.
哇！ - Oh!
噢！ - Ow!
好了，这样只有一件事可以做了，小伙子们。 Well, there's only one thing for it, lads.
- 那是什么，头 - 我们将不得不使用的大门。来吧。 - What's that, chief? - We'll have to use the door. Come on.
哦，看这里一塌糊涂。 希望我带来了鸡毛掸子。 Oh, look at the mess in here. I wish I'd brought my feather duster.
- 甚至你的羽毛大脑 - 是的，这会是不错的。 - Or even your feather brain. - Yes, that'd be nice.
我们应该接近Zooten Simoun的神圣墓穴去。 We must be getting close to the sacred burial place of Zooten Simoun.
你是什么意思，羽毛的大脑？ How do you mean, feather brain?
- 那是什么地方，先生 - 指南说，这是一种仪式的箱子。 - What is that, sir? - According to the guidebook,it's a ritual chest.
这是存放死者木乃伊的内脏的地方。 This is where the mummified entrails of the dead are stored.
哦，先生，这是从家到家。 Oh, sir, it's home from home.
看看这个。死者守护神塞尔凯特女神的雕像。 And look at this-- a statue of the goddess Serket,guardian of the dead.
- 塞尔凯特 - 塞尔凯特 - Serket? - Serket.
- 它太小了 - 那是因为她本来就很矮小！ - It's very small. - That's because she was a short Serket.
哈哈哈！特兰西瓦尼亚乐声， 我来了。 BA-哒，哒，哒，哒，哒，哒！ Ha ha ha! Transylvanian Roxy, here I come.Ba da da da da da!
现在，我们要为达寇拉伯爵设置一个陷阱。 Now, you lot, we're going to set a trap for Count Duckula.
留在我身边，并... Stay with me, and--
哇！ - Whoa!- Whoa!
（砰，砰，砰，砰……） (Thudding)
那是什么声音？ What was that?
先生，这不是南妮在做糕点。 Well, it couldn't be Nanny's pastry this time, sir.
所以，当达寇拉伯爵和他的手下走过门时... So, when Count Duckula and his lot...comes through the door...
- 这里，要注意 - 耶，我已经留意了。 - Here, pay attention. - Yeah, I am paying attention.
也就是说，你这个白痴，就是木乃伊。 我在这里呢。 That, you idiot, is a mummy.I'm over here.
哎？哦耶。对不起，先生。 呵呵！在这里，先生？ Hey? Oh, yeah, sorry, guv. Ha ha. Here, guv?
- 什么？ - 你为什么对木乃伊说话？ - Oh, what now? - Why are you talking to that mummy?
因为... 咦？哦，天啊。 Because... Eh? Oh, Gordon Bennett.
- 听 - 是的，先生？ - Listen. - Yes, guv?
会发生什么情况是这样的。 What happens is this.
- 他们都从门口进来 - 通过门。 - They comes in through the door. - Through the door.
- 被绳子绊倒了 - 绳子绊倒。 - Trips over the rope. - Over the rope.
- 板子掉了下去 - 板子。 - Down comes the slab. - The slab.
- 重击 - 冲击力。 - Wallop. - Wallop.
而神秘的萨克斯管就是我的了。 - And the mystic saxophone is mine. - And the mystic saxophone is yours.
- 真是太聪明了 - 哪个门？ Ha ha! That's clever, that is.Which door?
没有任何区别... 嘘！听着。 It doesn't make any difference,because-- Shh! Listen.
他们来了。快！ They're coming.Against the wall, quick.
- 不，不，南妮，这是门 - 你确定，小鸭鸭？ No, no, Nanny, this is the door. Are you sure, Duckypoos?
哈哈！小鸭鸭。 - Ha ha. Duckypoos.
- 他将变成扁鸭鸭 - 呵呵！扁鸭鸭。 He's going to be squashypoos. Ha ha! Squashypoos.
- 我想门在这 - 哦，没事的。你自己看着办 - I think this is the door. - Oh, all right, have it your own way.
告诉你，这就是路。 There you are.I told you this was the way.
那么，南妮，没有人能说你生活中没有开拓精神。 Well, Nanny, no one can say you haven't had a lot of openings in life.
是的，先生。这是非常好的，先生。 生活中的开拓精神。 Yes, sir. That's very good, sir--openings in life.
我不相信。 I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.
- 我认为这本来是一个笑话，先生 - 不，你没脑子... - I think it was meant to be a joke, guv. - Not that, you brainless.
- 我只是回去。看看是什么 - 嗬嗬！现在，我们绑架他吧。 - Oh, I'm just going back--something I saw. - Oh, now we'll nab him.
- 啊，这是一根有用的绳子 - 哦，不！ - Ah, here it is--a used piece of rope. - Oh, no.
（崩溃） (Crashing)
- 行。松紧带的地方正好，不是吗 - 是的，先生。 - OK. Elastic bands in place, are they? - Yes, guv.
现在，听好，我们沿着走廊推岩石到这个位置。 Now, listen, you lot. We pushes this here rock along the corridor, OK?
- OK - OK。
当我们达到头后，把这个楔子插进在洞孔。 When we reach full stretch...the peg goes in the hole, OK?
- OK - OK。
然后，当讨厌的达寇拉和他的家人走到位时 Then when Count flippin' Duckula and his family restrainers comes along...
我们拔出楔子，（让石滚）冲击！ we pulls the peg out and wallop, OK?
- OK - OK。
- 总之，然后。推 - 哦！ - All together, then. Push! - Uhh!- Uhh!
- 推... - 好。把楔子插进去。 - Ooh!- Push... - Right. Drop the peg in.
- 楔子在哪？ - 把楔子插进洞。 - Peg? - Drop the peg in the hole.
- 我以为你有楔子 - 哦，我给你了。 - I thought you had the peg. - Oh, I give it to you.
哦，在这儿呢。我去拿吧，先生。 Oh. Oh, here it is. I got it, guv.
哇！ - Whoa!- Whoa!
Archduck Merganser的回忆录中说， From what it saidin the Archduck Merganser's memoirs...
- 我们必须接近古代遗物 - 不，我们从来没有远离她。 - I think we must be nearing the ancient relic. - No, no, we've never got away from her.
不，不是指南妮，主人... 指神秘的萨克斯管。 No, not Nanny, master--the mystic saxophone.
呀，你看，那是一个笑话。 Yeah, the m--you see, that was a joke there.
呃......你看，伊戈尔，呵呵，算了吧。 Um, you see, lgor, l--oh, forget it.
- 从现在开始，我们要留意陷阱 - 陷阱？ - From now on,we should look out for traps. - Traps?
精巧陷阱为了防止任何人接近萨克斯管。 lngenious traps...meant to prevent anyone reaching the saxophone.
我只喜欢一些调味品。 I likes a bit of relish.
遗物，南妮，遗物。 Relic, Nanny, relic.
听着，不说罗曼蒂克的废话了，伊戈尔。 我的意思是，根本没有...啊！ Listen, don't talk such romantic rubbish, lgor. I mean, there aren't any--aah!
啊！
- 他来了 - 哦......我在哪里？ - He's coming round. - Uhh. Oh, where am l?
你在伟大的太阳神Ra的秘密寺庙。 You are in the secret temple of the great god Ra...
你侵入了Upshi的神圣墓穴。 you who have trespassed in Upshi's sacred tomb.
哦，不。你是谁？ Oh. Oh, no. Who are you?
我是大神Ra的大祭司Hoomite， I am Hoomite, High Priestof the Great God Ra...
这是我的助手Yubi。 and this is my assistant Yubi.
- 我想我很高兴， - 你好。 - Delighted, I'm sure. - Ah, hello.
- 你是哪位？ - 是的，我知道了。[ you be 谐音 Yubi ] - Who might you be? - Yes, I got that.
- 不，你是哪位？ - 我清楚。你说了。 No, who might you be? I know, I know. You said that already.
- 所以，你不会告诉我？ - 好吧，几乎不需要，是不？ - So, you will not tell me? - Well, I hardly need to, do l?
我们将看到这一点。Yubi，你试试。 We shall see about that. Yubi, you try.
很好，主人。听着。咳咳。 Oh, very well, master. Listen. Ahem.
- 我是Yubi，对不？ - 不，不对。我是，你是。 - I am Yubi, right? - No, wrong. I am, you are.
哦。主人。他是“Yewar”。[ you are ∽ Yewar ] Oh. There, master. He is Yewar.
- 那么，你是Yewar - 我不是。 - So, you are Yewar. - I am not, I am not.
- 啊，你是“Nott”。他不是Yewar。[ not ∽ Nott ] - 你是Yewar。 - Ah, you are Nott.He is not Yewar. He is Nott. - You are Yewar.
- 我不是Yewar - 哦，不要叫我Yewar。 - I am not Yewar. - Oh, call me not Yewar.
我不是Yewar。我不是Nott。我是Yubi。 I am not Yewar. I am not Nott. I am Yubi.
咳咳。你看，让我们把事情弄清楚，OK？ Ahem.Look, let us get this sorted out, OK?
- 我不是诺特，OK - OK。 - I am not Nott, OK?- OK.
- 我不是Yewar，OK - OK。 - I am not Yewar, OK?- OK.
- 你是Hoomite，你是Yubi，OK - OK。 - But you are Hoomite,and you are Yubi, OK?
- 唷 - 但是... - Whew.- But--
- 是的 - 你是哪位？ - Yes? - Who might you be?
哎呀！ 我可受不了了。 Aah! I can't--I can't stand anymore.
你当然不能。我们已经把你绑到祭坛，你自作自受。 No, of course you can't stand anymore. We've tied you to the sacrificial altar--and serve you right.
谁擅闯伟大的法老Upshi的神圣坟墓必死。 Yes, all who trespass in the great Pharoah Upshi's sacred tomb shall die.
- 嗯。所有的 - 你只不过是最后一个。 - Hmm. All? - You are but the latest of many.
我们的传说说，当伟大的神Ra Our legends say that when the great god Ra...
已经凑足人类牺牲品，那么Upshi应当从死里复活。 has had his fill of human sacrifice...then Upshi shall rise from the dead.
- 啊，人类牺牲品 - 人类牺牲品。我是说，毛发或多或少无所谓。 - Ah, human sacrifice. - Well, more or less human sacrifice.I mean, give or take a feather.
- 等会。你不能这样对我 - 你只要徘徊和观望。 - Now, wait a minute.You can't do this to me. - Oh, you just hang around and see.Ha ha!
我们必须，为了我们伟大的法老Upshi能再次统治。 We must, in order that our great Pharoah Upshi may rule again.
是的，他必须凑足那个数。 Yes, he shall have his fill.
- 谁，Ra? - 而Upshi就重生了。 - Who, Ra? - And Upshi rises.
♪Hoorah and up she rises Hoorah and up she rises
♪Hoorah and up she rises Early in the morning
原谅我... Excuse me.
♪把他放在长船上直到他清醒...? ♪Put him in the long boat till he's sober♪
- 哦，拜托，停止 - 嘿，等一下。咦？ - Oh, please, stop. - Hey, wait a minute. Huh?
- 我想我要晕船了 - 嗯，不用在这里。 - I think I'm going to be seasick. - Well, not in here.
- 对不起 - 哦，现在，然后。 - Oh, excuse me. - Oh, now, then.
这是Upshi！ 他已经摆脱了他的包装！ It is Upshi! He has cast off his wrappings!
在这里，你看它，小淘气。 Here, you watch it, saucy.
- Upshi - 哦，是的！你看那个！ - Upshi?- Oh! - Oh, yes, look at that. Look.
我不相信。 I don't believe it.
- Upshi重生！ Upshi重生 - 根本没那回事。不要这么愚蠢的。 - Upshi rises! Upshi rises! Nothing of the sort. Don't be so silly.
- 在这里，你是哪位？ - 他知道我们！ - Here, who might you be? - He knows us! He knows us!
我看见Henosus，你是哪位？ I see Henosus,but who might you be?
不，不！别在烦了。我不会再经历这些了。 No! No, no, not again! I'm not going through all that again.
来吧，南妮，快！ Come on, Nanny, quick!
跟随他们！ Follow them!
哦，看那个。这个可怜的灵魂。 Oh, look at that. The poor soul.
- 我想他从他的骆驼摔倒了 - 不，这是一具木乃伊。 - I expect he fell off his camel. - No, Nanny, that's a mummy.
哦，当然。哦，多么愚蠢的我。 Oh, of course. Oh, how silly of me.
我以为她掉下了她的骆驼。 I expect she fell off her camel.
哦，先生，那个放在大堂里不是很好看吗？ Oh, sir...wouldn't that look lovely in the lobby?
- 南妮，请不要拿它！你会把它摔落地上 - 什么，先生？ Nanny, please, don't! You'll drop it. I'll what, sir?
- 看到上帝的份上，放开它 - 哦，很好，殿下。 - For goodness sake, drop it. - Oh, very good, milord.
现在，看看这个！ Now, look at that. Look at it--
- 这么无价的东西变得毫无价值 - 由于愚笨 - the priceless converted to the worthless. - By the brainless.
- 嗯。等一下。 - 瞧，这就是它！ - Hmm. Wait a minute. - Look, that's it!
- 这就是神秘的萨克斯管 - 你听到了吗？ - That's the mystic saxophone. - Did you hear that?
希望你洗洗干净，再把它放在嘴里吹。 I hope you washed that before you put it in your mouth.
别吵。轻轻一吹，我们将是邪恶的皇帝的奴仆。 Silence, Nanny. A single blow, and we shall bet he servants of the emperor of evil.
（萨克斯管音乐走调） (Saxophone music plays out of tune )
哦，多么烦噪的声音，足以唤醒死人。 Oh, what a noise. It's enough to waken the dead.
死！哈哈哈！ The dead. Ha ha ha!
（萨克斯管音乐合拍） (Saxophone music plays in tune )
哦，不！发生了什么？ Oh! Oh, no! What's happening?
- 哦 - 天哪！ - Oh! - Gordon Bennett.
不！不，放手！ No! No, no, let go!
放我下来！不，南妮！ 哦，殿下，让她停下来！ Put me down! No, Nanny! Oh, milord, make her stop!
不太可能。这是太好了！ Heh heh! Not likely. This is great!
Upshi重生，Upshi重生！ Upshi rises, Upshi rises.
南妮，这些先生所请求下一个舞。 Nanny, these gentlemen are requesting the next dance.
我不想要破坏舞会，殿下... I don't want to spoil the party, milord...
但现在是时候回到特兰西瓦尼亚。 but it is nearly time to return to Transylvania.
哦，别扫兴啊，伊戈尔。 Oh, don't be a drag, lgor.
（钟声） (Chimes)
（杜鹃鸟） (Cuckoo)
你看，我告诉你，这是一个海市蜃楼。 See, I told you it was a mirage.
但在古代沙漠 But in the ancient desert sands...
邪恶再次使用其犯规的方式 evil is once more making its foul way....
侵向文明。 towards civilization.
我告诉你时间到了，殿下。 I did tell you it was time, milord.
没事的。没有人喜欢无所不知的人。 All right, all right.Nobody likes a know-all.
哦，哦，看他们。 Oh, oh, look at them.
现在，这真是一个海市蜃楼。 Now, that's a mirage.
晚安， Good night out there...
无论你是谁。 哈哈哈！ whatever you are. Ha ha ha!
(电闪雷鸣) (Thunderclap)
- ♪ 如果你感觉到...... - （尖叫声） - ♪ lf you're feeling... - (Screams)
- ♪ 或者你是那种... - （食尸鬼 笑声） - ♪ Or you're kind of... - (Ghoulish laughter)
♪ 可能你已经遇见了...... ♪ Could be you've met up with...
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
- ♪ 你的膝盖开始... - （爆震 爆震） - ♪ lf your knees go... - (Knock knock)
- ♪ 以及你的牙齿开始... - （打颤 打颤） - ♪ And your teeth go... - (Chatter chatter)
♪ 也许你撞到了...... ♪ Maybe you've bumped into...
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
♪ 他飞过黑夜 ♪ He flies through the night
♪ 寻找咬一口的机会 ♪ Looking for a bite
♪ 但白天他回到家里 ♪ But he's back home by daylight
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
- ♪ 你是那种... - （啵嘤 啵嘤） - ♪ lf you're sort of... - (Boing boing)
- ♪ 或者你是一个小... - （杜鹃鸟） - ♪ Or you're a little... - (Cuckoo)
♪ 你肯定遇到 ♪ lt's certain you've run into
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
- ♪ 你的心脏开始... - （嘣嘣的声音） - ♪ lf your heart goes... - (Boom boom)
- ♪ 或者你的心智开始... - (语无伦次 语无伦次) - ♪ Or your mind goes... - (Gibber gibber)
♪ 老兄，你已经擦肩而过与 ♪ Man, you had a brush with
♪ 达寇拉 ♪ Duckula
- ♪ 所以，要当心了...... - （吼声） - ♪ So watch out for the... - (Roars)
- ♪当心... - （歇斯底里的笑声） - ♪ Beware of the... - (Hysterical giggle )
♪ 祈祷你永远不会有遇到 ♪ And pray you'll never meet with
♪ Duckula Count Duckula ♪ 达寇拉，达寇拉伯爵
(电闪雷鸣) (Thunderclap)